Delete 10 Facebook friends, get a free Whopper

(Credit: Burger King)

Facebook's developer platform has been used for a zillion marketing campaigns so far, but this one is actually dead-on hilarious.

Fast-food chain Burger King has created "Whopper Sacrifice," a Facebook app that will give you a coupon for a free hamburger if you delete 10 people from your friends list.

Burger King has put out some interesting campaigns as of late ("Whopper Virgin," "Subservient Chicken"), but this one piques our interest because of how gleefully it pokes fun at our social-networking obsessions. "Now is the time to put your fair-weather Web friendships to the test," the Whopper Sacrifice site explains. "Install Whopper Sacrifice on your Facebook profile, and we'll reward you with a free flame-broiled Whopper when you sacrifice ten of your friends.

The funniest part: The "sacrifices" show up in your activity feed. So it'll say, for example, "Caroline sacrificed Josh Lowensohn for a free Whopper." Unfortunately, you can't delete your whole friends list and eat free (however unhealthily) for a week. The promotion is limited to one coupon per Facebook account.

My Facebook friends had better appreciate the fact that I made a New Year's resolution to cut out red meat. Hint, hint.

Hahahaha.

"I'm a rhinocerus." (SP?)

Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13: thats it.
Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now.



Hahaha read more here. http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html

Happy New Year's Eve bitches.

At the Marina.












This shot was overexposed. But I'm posting it for shits&giggles because Kristalyn decided to wear my broken sweater, and looked like this.



One of my favorite pictures of the day. My janky beast car.



Sunset right before we left.

Fuck you Sailor Jerry.

That looks fuckin good. Admit it.

Remember when Krispy Kreme first opened. And you would have to wait in line for hours because of all hype over this shit. I remember going through the drive-thru with my moms atlike 6am just so it wouldn't be Krispy Kreme rush hour and we were still like car number 35 in line. KrispyKreme hypebeasts= FATASS.


Kristalyn's arm. Eating a dozen donuts on her own. Yes. On her own.




Lookin like Thug Life in front of baking donuts.



Yesterday was free everything day. Steps paid for lunch at Thai Kitchen. Then Kristalyn paid for a 20 piece WingStop meal. Damn. Am I a freeloader or what. I paid for the donuts tho, which I think evens everything out and cleans my slate. Meaning I can start receiving more free stuff.

I've been recovering from a fuckin hangover all day from that thangthang in 10L. I havn't had one since like Freshman year. Ain't that some bullshit. Laid in bed from last night around 4am til 5pm today.


13 hours of fuckin being nauseous because of this shit right here. Sailor Jerry? WTH IS THAT. 92 proof? What is this? The stronger brother of Captain Morgan? Hahaha thats some bullshit.






Random pictures playing with the Aperture.

"Tougher than a negra hair."

Merry Christmas to this very special boy right here.




And here's a bonus video. Just watched Home Alone2 again last night. One of my favorite parts.

Episode 2: Spaghetti sandwichs.

Larry the turtle. Everytime I was trying to focus in on him. He would stick his head out the water and stare at me. He was hella acting like he didn't know I was taking that picture, when in fact he knew exactly what was going on. Acting like he poses like that all the time when I told him to look natural.


CHRISTMAS TIME=PRESENTS




Had Christmas eve dinner with the fam and Kristalyns fam. Craackin.






Spaghetti sandwich anyone?
Kristalyn dude. I swear she's lightweight retarded. I'm the only one allowed to say that though since she's my cousin and i've known her all my life. To other people, she's just that mean looking, mean acting bossy girl who got attitude. Hahaha. Put me& her together and our smartness level drops down to like 5th grade level. ( Oh, and Step holding the Burt's Bees gift basket I got her for Christmas. )

The folks who got busy and made me into who I am today. Physically,spiritually,mentally, and all the other "allys" out there.Cranium& Scattagories.


It's crazy raining right now. The best time to sleep.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.

Episode 1: Pizookies& pookies.

So us folks had our dinner at BJ's. Didnt wanna eat much, so I could save room for this baby. MM ORGASM IN MY MOUTH BABY!



Heres a group shot after dinner.


You ever seen the chinese Donald Trump? Hahahaha




But have you seen the chinese Donald Trump in his natural form?



Hahahaha I follow this Chinaman around the apartment bcuz he never ceases to dissapoint me in giving me a good laugh.

One of my favorite pictures of Dom. One of of best friends, my right hand man, my cantankorous partner. She's pretty in this one.




Randoms from the beach.

Hang gliders. The all american white man dream.








Dom's parade must have passed through here and autographed the wood.